(some rhyming couplets about monkeys)
The pygmy marmoset is the smallest living monkey,
so it uses its suprapubic scent glands to mark its territory.
Saddle-backed tamarins birth twins each an eighth of the mother’s size
and practice polyandry – that’s many husbands, not many wives.
Cotton-top tamarins use their genitals to resolve all conflicts:
instead of fighting with their muscles, they show off their dicks.
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