Sunday, January 08, 2006

Sunday, January 8

(some rhyming couplets about monkeys)

The pygmy marmoset is the smallest living monkey,
so it uses its suprapubic scent glands to mark its territory.

Saddle-backed tamarins birth twins each an eighth of the mother’s size
and practice polyandry – that’s many husbands, not many wives.

Cotton-top tamarins use their genitals to resolve all conflicts:
instead of fighting with their muscles, they show off their dicks.

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